Why, what, when and how?

Oh.... er.... words.... damnit. I used to be good with those things when I were a kid, but since falling into, and sort of out of, the world of IT I've lost the plot when it comes to real language. Why have I started this thing? So I can post comments on more interesting people's blogs. What am I going to post here? Probably scribbles done with my daughter's pencils, or perhaps scans of nice beer mats, I dunno. When? Very, very rarely. How? Well at least that bit's easy.